80% women are prostitutes

Question: Who is a prostitute?
Answer: 80% of the women populations are prostitutes!

Now, dear ladies and women alike, before you start throwing your tampons and pads at me, you may have to sit back and let me defend my research! You see, in my theory, there are 2 kinds of prostitutes: the WILD and DOMESTIC prostitutes!

The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels, bars, lodges and back-streets for
commercial sex trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have sex with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside prostitute?

My Brothers, I see, it is the same thing. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with your milkman when you are not in town, then you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild prostitutes in hotels because you are in their shoes too.
Having said that, let the men speak based on the below observations:

1. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is coz every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes, the man-friend thinks she is decent so he doesn't need a condom, tomorrow another man will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and the cycle continues. At the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herself as the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet babe, and the cycle begins again. What a shame!

2. A prostitute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum sex for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. 

A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the prostitute out there?

3. You don’t need to remember the safe period of prostitutes because none of them would come back telling you they are pregnant.

4. Prostitutes won’t compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage.

5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to
cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken.

Now, with the aforementioned reason, why won’t MEN go for Prostitutes, tell me? And why are we still seeing the same old WILD prostitutes in the bar corridors while decent babes die of HIV out there?